Whale Rocketing and Skyscraper Searching

The fate of thr world rested upon me,
I was in some sort of secret government warehouse filled with
rockets,
amateur rockets that is
the evil superpower was laughing at the feeble technology with
which I was working,
I pumped the the bicycle pump twice, and if feedbly launched the

rocket into the pool,
we tried again, the same result,
now every one was laughing, it was our last chance
to I turned the pump upside down, and pushed it
BOOM
It launched off straight into the centre of the target,
which for some reason, I blame Japan, was a Whale?
We had won, thanks to me, so the bosses gave me a Holiday!

So there I was Enjoying the benefits of global warming at the beach
I was going to go swimming but apparently speedo's "are soo hot
right now" so I thought best not to risk it,

So I head up onto the cliffs to have a nap, and who should barge
over the hill, Grace, Phoebe and Anna, saying they demand we go
swimming, I tell them about the speedos and they agree, so we walk
past and Island from a previous dream and head back to our sky
scraper,

This being the future all the sky scrapers are the same and ours
has a whole shopping center but its in the way of our access of
getting to the street, so I go out and buy some sausages in the
street then head up to the roof in the lift, Who shouldd I meet up
there but Helen, she asked where I got the Sausages and I told her
and she rushed off to buy them,

Our Skyscraper also featured an american university and they loved
nothing more than ramming each other in the car park on the roof,
seeing as the roof could only fit like 7 cars this wanst good as he
nearly had a car off the edge, I decided that this wasnt good, So I
left,

Then I went exploring for a while round all the different floors
with a bag of wothers originals and ended up in a seedy bar in
copnor somehow, Then a teacher said we were going on a trip to
heaven and then only way to get there was a holy bus, so off I went
to speak to the correct authorities, this time I had to use the
blue lift, not the usual red one, I went up to a room and got the
golden bus, it was a medalion the size of a bus.

Then I ran to copnor again for no reason, then I saw robert in the
road, I thought I must hurry and get past him, I turned on my MP3
and and dashed by him, but one ear fell out

"oh Aaron, I have that comic you wanted"
I turned round and said
"oh sorry I have to go deliver the holy bus"

Before you know it Im at my skyscraper and find that we too have

installed a blue lift, so I try to call it hoping to deliver the golden bus for you trip to heaven (sounds like they were going to finish us all off, but im sure there was a button on the lift)
just as I thought I would finaly be free to have a break and finish all my tasks the damn lift wouldnt to work!!!!!

Devious Dev's Develish Destructive Dream

So Im at a party and were all having a laugh, infact it was so fun the whole town joined in, apart from the mayor, he was a square and lived in HMV, but then some odd boy who I think Is real and goes to my college came along with 3 bags of H&M clothes, It was really cool, Then we all dressed up in the same clothes (each goodie bag was the same) and we had fun.

Then we had enough and ended up in some open space in a city, seemed abit star-wars-esque, and then my friend said

"oh I really like that little rap, who did it"

"it was him" some one said,
pointing to Dev from the testicicles who was just hanging out under a lampost, he was in a rather classy beret, and he said

"nope wasnt me"

after this we started hearing red hot chilli peppers, for some reason we decided to take out the red hot chilli peppers and the already dead Kurt Cobain in one fell swoop, we went to a hotel and planted a bomb in the lobby, I think it was one of those non-lethal gunge ones, so we all ran upstairs, looked at our watches,

BOOM!

"oh no what has happened" I said in a monotone voice of mock shock

the we quickly exited the hotel, past the lobby which was a green and red mess, I could just make out a very messy red hot chilli pepper and we fled

We escaped mario cart DS style, and ended up in a sweet shop, I had a cup, and it wasnt like woolworths, or any other kind of shop, they judged volume

it went from 'teeny-weeny' to 'full cup', I didnt really want a full cup so I asked how far up the cup was 'quite little" she had a massive go at me, I had a go at her back, We grabbed some sweets and ran

remember, we blew up the red hot chilli peppers, we were hard! no fear you bastard! hahaha

then we ended up in a garden/country park, with suspicious KGB agents in trench coats so we avoided them and came to a reconstructed roman city, because it was a dream I couldnt tell if I was high up and it was big, or low down and it was small, I asked but the tour guide was ignorant, either way the brick work was exquisite!

then I got bored and wandered into a restraunt and there were Dr Who style aliens about, and I saw a secret agent from a previous dream and reported my finding to him from another dream In which forgot to tell him, he didnt believe me so I walked out into the town again, and there was another restraunt and my friends were outside, we walked up to the manager by the door, flashed out a medal and he gave a look of annoyance because it allowed us to eat free, oddly this restraunt was also a jewelry shop, so after a mega rectangluar pizza that went from one side of the table to another we ordered ice cream studed with large precious jewels and watches, which we took being free,

we left the restraunt, vowing to return, and noticed some angry people in red hot chilli pepper t-shirts, we fled into a high street and saw sega arcade machines onsale for £27.99 because the arcade was closing, then we noticed original restraunt, and the 1st restraunt and ran towards it, but the aliens were going mental so we fled in opposite directions.

I ended up in the park and through some bushes was a house and my family were at the table, my brother got the cheese wire dirty,

"now how shall we make the cheese cake!" they exclaimed, clearly never heard of washing up

then I said
"I will go clean it"

so I did, In a 100% wooden kitchen, and some one was in there making the cake, I said "what do I do next"

she said
"dont worry they will do it"

apparently she had aquired two russian servants, dressed in blue (a reference to Medieval Total War 2?)

and then I went outside and ate cheese cake with madonna, sir richard branson and various other people, (that I hadnt already blown up)